Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Curl Confessions Tag - Tommie

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Don't be deceived. Hair that glitters is not Gold  

Hello Naturalistas,

So, @ilola Practically bullied me into doing this today. Since we agreed to confess our natural hair 'sins' I guess its time to air my durriii linen. Gosh! I'm so ashamed. Okay, But here it goes... But please be gentle on me 

1. I do not know JACK about my hair, I'm serious... Everything ehen.. Idea is need!! Which one is porosity? Which one is hair retention? Abi whats all the big big hair grammar? 

2. I bought a Satin bonnet once to just console myself that I made a good hair decision. I've not seen the thing since forever, forever is over 2 month now. No bonnet? I can't kill myself.

3. I know nothing about styling my hair myself and I won't go to a stylist, I will just plait 3 rows of corn, carry for 3 days and be off to work, After loosening on the 3rd day. I spray and let out my afro and the cycle continues

4. I comb my hair dry sometimes. 

5. All the new naturalistas that come to me for advice? It is understanding that matters, and having African naturalistas bookmarked on your browser. Its the information that is important abi? not the means... 

Please don't throw your stones yet, let me get to the end -__-

6. I have never trimmed my hair. I'm worried i just might want to BC If i do.

7. LOCO, COL, LOCK, LOL -__-... I don't do any of those. I put the L in Lazy when my hair is involved.

8.  I USED to have a regimen, NYSC days... co-wash in the middle of the week, Wash rituals during the weekend, but I don't even have the luxury of time anymore. What does she now do? Wash it when it LOOKS like there is a need, Style and Spray till I need a refill. 

9. On most days I e-apply all my hair products, How is that done? Here is the secret, I get out of the bathroom, then look at all the products I should be using on my hair..... Think about how mushy it will make my hands be, Then apply it ......in my head x_x 

10. I CANNOT FIND MY BOBBY PINS!!!!!! And I've refused to buy any more.

He who is without sin, please cast the first stone... -___- 

*Hides* 

30 comments :

  1. LMAOO!

    No wonder you used Twist & Curl Pudding as DC. Lool!

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    1. Exactly. The thing still baffles me till today.

      All you non-satin bonnet or scarf naturalistas, you should all be lined up, and flogged.

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    2. PLEASEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not use my past sins against me!!!

      It was an honest mistake naaaa!!! -_______-

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  2. Naa Berry bullied me, which made me bully you. So pass the bully blame to the primary source.

    You comb your hair dry? Na wa o.

    Fro your confession, I guess you don't care about length retention jare. It's good, cos you are on your way to natural hair freedom. whatever that means, lol.

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    1. 1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ the confessions.

      2. So Lola you're bullying other people enh, and crying when I ask you very nicely to do stuff?

      http://berrydakara.blogspot.com

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    2. LOOOOL!! What is natural hair freedom??? Loool

      Its only you I blame oooo...

      ''Sometimes" -_____- Stone caster!! :p

      @Berry: You should see the bully e-mail o, nothing nice about it!!!

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  3. Wow! Lol just WOW! I love that you are comfortable with the way you manage your hair. Darling pls get a scarf and or satin bonnet. A pair so there's always a fresh one when the other is due for laundry. I dunno my hair porosity either :D

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  4. I will get a scarf o x_x Thanksss

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  5. These confessions are juicy! You really embrace the freedom of natural hair hehehe. The mystery of the missing bobby pins is one that will forever plague me. I just buy a new pack every two months *sigh*

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  6. Hahahahahahahahaha very funny I'm guilty of every sin. I don't knw shiiit about my hair, God knows I just do stuff LOC LLSM etc etc WHAT D HELL do they mean.

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    1. LOOOL. SMh!!!

      Look at you!! :p :p :p

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  7. Hahahhaaaaa I am dat bad if not worse. *covers face* I dunno Jack abt my hair, and I think u guys speak too much hair grammar dat I really don't understand, it's just hair o jare, it will grow

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    1. LOL.. Please, cover it well ooooooo!! :p

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  8. Lol! The African Naturalistas Team are slowly coming out!!!! Confess confess confess *Gollum's voice*
    But Tommie...you need to know about hair nah! You're a natural hair writer!
    ....and don't worry about using Twist and Curl Pudding for a DC. Isn't it the same yummy ingredients they contain??? I do the very same!

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    1. LOL x_x

      I am a learner na, I will do better. I promise. :) :)

      @Atilola Can you see?? Please tell. In my own experience it didn't work o

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  9. I'm loving all these confessions. I wish a non-AN team member could judge the most scandalous naturalista at the end of the day, lol.

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    1. Tommie wins HANDS DOWN! In fact, I think we should all buy her hair presents and treat her to a day at the salon :p

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    2. LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!! I'm so getting my hair in a weave before I see all of you!!

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  10. See sins o, father lord. These confessions had me laughing at my phone screen. Thank God nobody can see

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  11. See sins o, father lord. These confessions had me laughing at my phone screen. Thank God nobody can see

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  12. LOL this is by far the funniest

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    1. I'm going to read yours now -____- We shall see :p

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  13. This is so funny. Tomi please be trying na. Atleast the hair bonnet. Please. I love ur hair either ways

    www.mylifeasmoby.com

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    1. X_X Yes oh. I shall be trying to be better :) Thanks!!

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  14. Natural(?) Ladies....I am new to this scene o! What is prepoo(steps to follow b/4 taking a dump?, DC

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