Friday, 14 February 2014

Love Series: How to Protect Your Natural Hair During Sex

ALRIGHTY THEN!!!

If you are below the age of 18, kindly close this page and go look for a book to read, as information here is most probably not for you.

Moving right along...

You get home from a long day of work or shopping or whatever it is that takes up your day, and your love has decided that he wants to physically show you how much he loves you. He's set up the dinner table with candlelight, some sweet red wine, and dinner. You can just tell from the twinkle in his eye, that this is going to be a looooooooong and pleasure-filled night. You smile at him and say you want to freshen up a little before dinner, and you head into the bathroom and do either of two things...
  1. PANIC
    First of all, NO he did not just pull this on you!!! Doesn't he know that you need to protect your hair from all the writhing, and head-turning, and hair pulling, and head-banging that will take place?! Especially when your hair isn't
    - Properly moisturized,
    - Adequately detangled,
    - and Put up in a nice protective style to thwart all that friction your poor head will get from the non-satin pillowcase.

    And what about your nightly hair regimen?! You wonder at what point from the dining room to the bedroom, you can
    - Sneakily spray your hair with your DIY mix,
    - Give your ends some TLC,
    - Massage your scalp, edges and temples with Castor Oil because you just happen to be on Day 67 of  a Castor Oil Challenge,
    - Twist/flat twist/braid/pineapple your hair up while tucking in the ends,
    - AND put it all in your satin head scarf or bonnet... without him noticing!!!
    Source

    Girl, are you REALLY thinking about your hair right now? Like, that is what is on your mind? NO NO NO! Forget this option and just...

  2. RELAX (your mind and body o, not your hair)
    Your hair, and maybe even dinner can wait until tomorrow, because you're about to GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!! If your hair's REALLY that important, then I suggest you get on top and give him the ride of his life! YES I SAID IT! Another option is to stand, or do the grown-up puppy (figure it out).
    Source
    The point is g'head wit yo bad self and have some fun!
Happy Valentine's Day to You and Yours!!! 

#OkBye

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28 comments :

  1. nice post pinnaclemember@yahoo.com

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    1. Hi Fidelia. To qualify for the winning, please, drop a comment about the post next time, not just 'nice post'. Thanks.

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  2. FirsT

    Mrzfash@gmail.com

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  3. I love my hair but when it comes to getting down...my hair will just av to forgive me..lol
    Happy valentine's day :D

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    1. That's what I'm talking about!!! GET IT GIRL!

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  4. Hmmmm definitely doing some research *winks*

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  5. Hahahahaha,
    You got me!
    Was looking out for the protection tips!
    Way to go!!!
    Now,what's d grown up puppy move! lol

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    1. Lol.

      A puppy that's grown up is a what... :p

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  6. Yes o,relaxing your mind aηδ having your fun matters a lot. Nice post. Meg_frek@yahoo.com

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  7. Loool. *clutches chest*

    Happy Valentines to you

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    1. Lol. At least you're not clutching your hair.

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  8. i love this post nice tips, especially for the married preciousanaka@gmail.com

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  9. Anu Adeola Ibigbami14 February 2014 at 15:45

    Hehehehe...Atilola, my very first comment on your blog. This post really got me.

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    1. No o. It's not me. It's Berry. I refuse to take the credit (or blame) for this one.

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    2. @ Anu - YAAAAAY! Thanks

      @ AN - CREDIT! :p

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  10. Well said! Sometimes we just have to throw our hair rituals out of the window! LOL!

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  11. Lol..both options still puts the hair into consideration. Why don't you just forget about the hair and have some fun.

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  12. Berrrry! Great post, humour on point loll. Take note ladies :) Happy valsss and it's so not just for Feb 14 ooo

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  13. ikr. looool. nawa o, lmaoooo. i really cant stop imagining this scenerio

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  14. Thank goodness this was brought up. I'm getting obsessed with my hair i swear. I think of my hair so much it makes me lose interest sometimes.

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  15. Lol Berry! I am so linking this post from my blog right now hahaha.

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  16. Lol I love my hair but when I want to get down I forget it. It won't hurt and that's good by me. Love the tips though. www.secretlilies.com

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  17. Lol! I enjoyed this post for obvious reasons! Lol!
    ...but seriously, why would anyone want to cover up one of the ultimate pleasure points that is the hair and scalp???!!!
    Give me a scalp massage and gentle tugging any day! This is one of the reasons I don't want any form of extensions on my hair....don't need no interference!

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